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Shrek's Hatrick

publication date: Aug 3, 2007
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Hi
 
QUESTION - WHAT DOES AN O.A.P AND SHREK HAVE
IN COMMON? READ ON...........
 
ANSWER - they end my football sequences. Yes, Teddy 'it
were different when I were young' Sheringham started the ball
rolling, to enable the Irons to end their losing run, although if
FrannyJeffers header had popped in in extra time, Alan
Pardew would be filling in a McDonaldsJob application form
as we speak.
 
Rooney ended his goal drought with a hattrick - it was just
going to happen sometime wasn't it?
 
Now that's a profit on Sheffield United winning, Elgin
winning, Watford winning (cup game), Sheva scoring, and
Rooney scoring and these are just sequences. Others included
Dirk Kuyt eventually scoring for Liverpool after 5 games
without a goal.
 
All that remains is for Watford to win a game IN THE
PREMIERSHIP, and they may be worth following from this
week on, against an inconsistent Midllesburgh team at home
 
PERM GONE CURLY WURLY!
 
2 draws scuppered the perm last week - 0-0 Spurs and 2-2
Cardiff with Cardiff leading 2-1. Time to experiment again and
see if covering 2 draw results to break even independently of
the perm is a viable option. That way we must ensure the
banker bet wins . With the draw odds at 9/4 and 12/5, -
combined odds of 11.05/1 the stake would only be 10 pounds
,so this is something for my team of technicians (ie me) to
work on. This bet would be wholly independent of our perm
bet as I said, and will be placed as a double, or accumulator
thus ensuring we get a large proportion of our stake bet if the 2
teams draw as they did last week. My calculations were
worked out using the calculator available at
http://www.betcalc.com/accacalc.php, although when placing
the bet online the bookies will automatically tell you your
odds. So if we bet with 100 pounds nominal stakes we would
be looking to win 100 pounds plus our stake for the 2 draw
accumulator
 
I'm going to try the 3 match plan again this week ( practice
makes perfect) . I can see Everton NOT LOSING this week
away to Fulham. I can see Wigan NOT WINNING away to
Bolton, and my banker bet looks to be Inter at home to Ascoli .
Yes I can include Europe wide teams if I enter the bet as a set
of independent accumulators with online bookies.
PLAN 3
 
                                    Bet 1                Bet 2                Bet 3               
            INTER   1                                  1                                  1
 
            EVERTON         2                                  2                                  X
 
            BOLTON           1                                  X                                  1
 
            ODDS   4.9                                9.12                              6.27
 
            STAKE 43.13                23.18                33.69               
            RETURN           211.41              211.41              211.41             
            PROFIT 111.41              111.41              111.41             
 
Now, what if Everton and Bolton both draw? Well, the odds
for the draw in both games are 3.20, so for those so inclined,
we can take out a small insurance bet incase both of these
games end in a draw . We are looking to win £100 stake.
With the double paying out 10.24, we need only stake 11
pounds which will reduce our profit on the 3 bet plan by 11
pounds but which is, I'm sure worth it. So, please football gods
(MattLe Tissier - Guernsey's finest export included) please
no Fulham or Wigan wins.
 
 
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SYSTEMS SYSTEMS SYSTEMS
 
Yes, I've finally got my hands on the Foundation System, the
reconstructed Signposts to Success System, and with the
former system ,the previous results make it very exciting to
have it in my hands. Similarly, if the Signposts revised system
can replicate its earlier counterpart last year, then I'll be
writing my e letters in the new year from my villa which
happens to overlook KellyBrook's house.
 
I have made contact with an Australian tipster who is keen to
show me his systems so that's another avenue to pursue -
another area to exploit I hope.
 
With the football systems becoming very time consuming I'd
like to do a shout out to anyone who loves their footy who'd
like to act as testers for me for a number of permutations and
plans. This is really only a 2 day a week job, so will not
impact greatly on you, and will allow me to give other readers
a better service with the ability to cover as many plans weekly
as possible I haven't had a chance to do the Value calculator
selections although I'll update you with last week's results. Of
4 bets that were shown up by the calculator as value bets, only
one away team won, which meant that laying the way teams
proved profitable. I will do this week's over the weekend (it's
very time consuming, and report back next week)
 
 
A new service for the US football only, it seems to be doing the
biz at present with 7 winners out of 9 thus far. May be worth
checking out, but be quick as the NFL season is only 5 months
long!
 
BEWARE OF THE VET, PET!
 
Yes, this is funnier than Borat! TimEastman is a vet,
apparently, AND A tipster, because, yes, he talks to the
animals while he does his medicine thang on them. Let's take a
sneaky peak into a typical day at MrEastman's. Dobbin the
race horse has just come in with a slight muscle problem.
 
Eastman ' Good day Dobbin, I am TimEastman, the
vet/tipster, - you may have read my glossy brochure - what
seems to be the problem?'
 
Dobbin 'I pulled a muscle in a 1 mile 4 furlong handicap, if
you can fix it doc, I'll tell you how I'm going to run in my next
race, and if you throw in a couple of shifty sugarcubes I'll tell
you when I can be bothered to run really well and win a race,
so you can lump on. Talking of lump on, make that 3
sugarcubes'
 
Eastman ' Luvly jubbly, Dobbin. I'll tell all these people from
my glossy brochure. I'm sure they'll be happy to receive your
information. I have already signed up 10 people from the local
asylum , but they couldn't write too well, what with their
straitjackets and that, and, in true PaulHowell form, I've got a
celebrity endorsement from Howling Mad Murdoch from the A
team'
 
Dobbin ' Great stuff, I'll tell my pals at the stables too. We
should be able to supply you with some great information, if
you supply us with some of that sweet sweet sugar'
 
It looks as if MrEastman has actually been reading the
newsletter. Why? He's tried to give off a perception of
trustworthiness by telling us he's a vet, but thanks to a reader,
his address is an empty office on the books of a letting agency,
and to say that Zurich Financial Services actually underwrite
his guarantee to make you 3 million big ones in 5 years is just a
plain LIE. Perhaps he saw my mention of the Financial
services Authority, and thought he'd include that.
Do you really think that a financial services company will
underwrite a vet who talks to the animals to guarantee you 3
million pounds GAMBLING ON HORSES? I really hope
noone has fallen for this utter crap after all I've said in recent
weeks. At least it made me chuckle though - I'm waiting for
my Borat Tipping service on Kazakstani horse racing.
 
ANOTHER TO AVOID
 
I have mentioned these previously, so please, please do not
participate in these schemes. My thanks must go to JJ of Essex
for the following
 
' On Thursday 26th October I received a telephone call from
someone at Richard Patterson Investments with a tip for the
following day. He had what he described as a horse from his
best source (who had never given him a loser.) Could I put
£1000 on it for him plus some for myself. I said I couldn't
afford that kind of money and he went down to £500 and
eventually to £300.
 
He then said he was so confident that it would win, should it
lose he would not only refund the £300 but also any I put on it
for myself. When he said this I thought I would give it a
chance. I spread £300 round the local bookies at £100 a time
(the odds were 11/2 or 6/1) and a further £200 for myself. I
also put £200 for myself on my account with Betfair.
The horse was Take A Bow in the 3:15 at Newmarket and
finished 4th out of 8 runners.
 
Today (02/11/06) I had a further call from the same
gentleman!! who now had another horse for Friday or
Saturday. When I referred to his previous guarantee he said 'If
this horse loses he would refund all the money I had put on the
previous horse and this one.'
I said if he had refunded the first money I would have
considered the second horse but under the circumstances NO
THANK YOU.'
 
Can people not see that this is not a business partnership? The
risk is all on your side. Please don't let the greed monster cloud
your judgement, and do your due diligence. When entering
into any financial arrangement involving complete strangers,
why do people just pile in when it concerns betting, when, if
someone approached them on the street offering them the self
same scheme, they would, I hope, run away.
 
BREEDERS CUP WEEKEND -GEORGEOUS GEORGE IN
ACTION
 
While one George tries to cling on to power, another George,
with more intelligence is running in the Breeders Cup this
weekend. No, not George from Rainbow, although is that
Bush in disguise(?), GeorgeWashington takes on Bernadini in
the Breeders Cup classic. He looks to have it all to do - first
time at the trip, first time on the all weather facing the kick
back, and running against horses clearly comfortable with their
surroundings, and with a long trip to overcome. This is the only
opportunity you'll get to back Georgeous George at an each
way price, and I'm not letting that go, that's for sure!
 
In the preceeding races, AidenO'Brien's Scorpion looks to
have a great chance. Of the others, I'll play it by ear, although I
do remember the 16/1 system worked well in these races last
year, and coupled with that, the favourites ran very well last
year. We are dealing with the best of the best, so I would
expect the market to be a good indicator. I love the Breeders
Cup, and I wish Ouija Board, Hurricane Run et al all the best. 
 
TOTE TEN TO FOLLOW
The deadline is approaching for the Tote ten to follow
competition. If you want more information, go to the racing
post website - it's a great opportunity to win 1 million for a
small fee picking 10 to follow during the jumps season. I'll
give it a miss this year - it's a lottery - I'd rather have some of
TimEastman's insider info from the horses.
 
NIECES TIPSTER SERVICE HITS THE ROCKS
 
Yes it's a tough part of the year when you're a 7 year old
tipster. Why? Halloween and Bonfire night and Christmas
round the corner and Half term means my niece has been
unable to do her usual studious form study (she's also just got
her hands on Wallace and Gromit's Curse of the Were Rabbit)
but she promises me that if I buy her some sweets and a big
Christmas present, she will happily provide her tips for free. 
 
SUNDAY LEAGUE HEROISM
 
A superb 7-3 win last Sunday saw the Drunken duck waddle,
and we have the week off this week, making us all available to
Premiership clubs should they need us, although the managers
will have to get back to me by tonight, because my football
socks need washing.
 
It's going to be a long day tomorrow with the Breeders Cup
going on til 1030 Saturday night, but I'm looking forward to it.
I hope you have a great weekend, and thanks to all of you for
your recommendations of tipsters and systems to follow. Please
keep it coming. I'd also like your personal experiences and
recommendations to pass on to others.
 
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!   
Clive
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